Damn you, Mr. Redlegs! Why must you taunt me so? First you exist only as a logo. Then I must cope with the fact that you inhabit three dimensions and breathe the same air as us mere mortals. And now you have your own blog? When will it end?
I still love Mr. Met with
I know there are still doubters out there who don't understand the power of the mascot and/or mustache. Here's all I have to say--the Reds are in first place. We're not. You do the math.