[DISCLAIMER: This is NOT an actual photo of Scott Schoeneweis' mustache, just sort of an artistic re-imagining.]
I thought I'd fire up the old blog after seeing Scotty Schoeneweis sporting a definite mustache in last Sunday's game with the Braves. Who would have thought he'd be the one to come through? Now, I haven't actually seen many games this season, but I do believe he's the only player currently sporting a mustache. He's probably gotten rid of it already, which would explain the lack of photo evidence on the interwebs (hence the doctored photo), but I'm just going to pretend he still has it.
Schoeneweis' line for last Sunday's game: 1 IP, 1H, 0 ER, 0 K. Count it.